I’m never deleting social media this tweet is incredible
(Source: twitter.com, via unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva)
Don’t read this Fucking caption if your done squeemish or sexually repressed bitch. But i just have to say this. I have a daydream where two people are playing a game where they take turns shoving apples in my ass. The loser is whoever can’t get the last apple in. Pretty brutal, huh? Well, I’m insane.
I think about this post every single day of my life
Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago
Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago
oh my god.
This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before
my new gf: hey can we have an open and honest discussion about our relationship
me, a woke gamer: you got it babe, time for a patch release
me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc